DAY 6 - 30 DAYS WRITING CHALLENGE

Day 6. FIVE WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
Lol
1. Be woke as I am
2. Smart
3. Fluency and eloquence in both English and native language
4. Money, cos who doesn't like money? 
5. In fact, Aminu Garba in The Men's Club. Him come win my heart 

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