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Nigeria and their sense of entitlement, especially Undergraduates SMH! Nobody owes anybody anything in the exam Hall, Nobody! I'm not mandated to tell anyone shit, neither am I entitled to get answers from someone in said Hall. It's really important for us that we get that into our entitled empty stuck up skulls. If A' refuses to tell you shit, then suck it up. Why didn't you prepare aggressively? The one I detest the most are those who don't know shit at all and expect you to dictate for them. Kamnukwa that I'm going to spend time reading words one by one to anyone, or halting what I'm supposed to write to explain a full event to someone. It's quite understandable to forget a year or event or actors in the event and helping a soul that forgot if you are called. Infact, giraffing ain't even a crime to me as long as you ain't copying verbatim. That notwithstanding, nobody owes nobody shit in the exam Hall. And if you are among those beefing an...

I know, y'all have been posting since Saturday on how the country is a joke. I just wanted to assert the claim and this one isn't even about the election. That one has always been a joke since the Presidential debate I'm talking about our Library ooo. Yeah, that almighty Library that Unn peeps were using to run mouth during that Unn vs Unizik saga. Okay, I'm not actually a library person, infact the only time I do visit it is to use fast WiFi or cbt exams Unfortunately for me, my Professor said to go look for a textbook there, that would be where she would set the test from. And someone like went online first of all to check if I'll see free PDF online. Na-ebe kwan, e no dey at all So, my friend and I checked last year first. No show on either textbook. Someone had probably borrowed them but that was partially true. We saw one last week when we revisited and that was after we told the lecturer it wasn't there, for her to give us hers to photocopy Okay oo, Sh...

Yesterday, as I was going and coming back from school, I saw a mason who is a female working at Okeke hostel. I was surprised, (well not really that surprised). Jobs are really being gender neutral this days. That one isn't even what I'm concerned about. It was the event of today. I was walking to school and I actually saw two women were at the site. The man, the supervisor I think said to be filling the buckets that the women hide under the banner of "Nne nwanyị" not to do the job efficiently. Apparently, she wasn't filling the buckets to the brim yet she would most likely receive full payment for each pail. Note on Nne Nwanyị, Not Because she is a woman. I smiled, women and their cunning behavior. We still use the tag "fairer sex" to get away with some things. Lol, but the man no send at all whether or not they were women, he just wants the job done....🌝🌝

If there are things I'm reminiscing over the past few years, it's how much I've grown. After reading "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a fuck", my views have narrowed a huge way: From giving fucks about basically everything and every ideology to curbing it quite a bit, even down to totally ignoring the things I would have given fucks about. Maybe cos I don't want to waste time arguing to my favour, or also Dale Carnegie's advice in his work, "That arguments doesn't change people's views but rather puts them in a defensive position, to defend what they believe in". It's true, we all want to be right, but I've learnt, still learning that I ain't right. That my intuition of being right doesn't make the other person any less wrong. I've also come to the realization that I've gone from seeking validation or acting like the majority sucks. I remember when I switched my typing in long form to short form just because many we...

#SchoolNaScam #SchoolNaScam LMAO But you are still paying school fees per academic session You are still standing in a class that's stuffy as hell for 2 hours You go to school from 7 am to 6pm in the evening You still photocopy gazillion of materials to read You pay someone to do your assignments You rush for online class or answer questions in class for extra marks You hustle for attendance list Like STFU, channel all the money and time to the streets and blow from there You are wasting your Time in school after all Use your time, it's limited, Bitch! Time is Money, stop wasting it Admittedly, the system is shit. It's as depressing as hell but that's why there's a choice. Dhuuuurrrr!! You can drop outta School, aren't you an adult? Nobody is holding you Afterall Bill Gates and Zucky did it but they didn't say school Na Scam Stop Chanting Shit, Bitch! It only makes you a fucking coward Shulai continue? Let's say every Tom, Rick and Har...

It's amusing how the society glorifies being more social, more outgoing, more excited to be with people and anyone who isn't any of the above is told to step outta his or her shell. That you are too boring, too stuck up and even the most ridiculous assumption of all; that you are lonely. Now newsflash sweeties, People like me crave solitude, like I can stay indoors for a year or 2 without feeling anything. Nope, I didn't forget my friends, nope I'm not depressed or shit, nope I sure as hell am not lonely and nope, it's not because I have nowhere to go. I just do not want to go. So in case some of y'all are wondering how my ideal day would go, it would be waking up, do a little bit of yoga, listen to music, read books, sleep, read more books, listen to music, read more books, chat a bit, view status and laugh, check FB, Instagram and YouTube, read more books, and sleep. Does that sound boring to you? Maybe yes, but it's my ideal day, that same way you feel ...

Illness. People don't really know how fortunate they are when they are healthy, like being whole. You don't know how fortunate you are to hold your phone and be reading this I was at a hospital today, to visit a woman. She had fibroid and was operated upon. Unfortunately, she started bleeding so she needs pints of blood to replenish those that were lost. A beautiful woman, she's probably a mother. All these women who would probably intimidate you with poshness if you see them on the road. She was complaining, of excruciating pain. She was seated when I arrived. She said to help her lie down on a bed she was seating. She couldn't do it alone, couldn't move her leg. Her stomach was somewhat protruded a bit, she kept complaining of stomach pain. She didn't even care her wrapper was practically falling off. She was looking for blood, still looking for blood. She had been bleeding since October after her operation. Something probably went wrong. She had already go...